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[st_ormbreaker]

Human wedding rituals are weird and I don't understand why they're gender-based. Why does someone have to identify as man to be Best Man? Can't there be a Best Woman?

Anyway!

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[st_ormbreaker]

I don't want a Best Woman. I want a Best Man. I want you to be that Best Man.

Maybe it's too much to ask you to be excited for me, but can give me that?

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[st_ratagem]

Of course you can't even understand why I'm

You called in your favor. I'll be wherever I have to be.

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[st_ormbreaker]

Thank you. I really appreciate it. It means a lot to me.

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[st_ratagem]

I'm sure.

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[st_ormbreaker]

What?

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[st_ratagem]

Nothing, brother. Just take your win and be happy with it.

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[st_ormbreaker]

Not if you're going to be upset about it.

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[st_ratagem]

We just established that that doesn't matter, remember? It was only a few minutes ago. I'll live, Thor.

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[st_ormbreaker]

Stop being an idiot and talk to me.

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[st_ratagem]

There's nothing to talk about. We're both clear. I say I'm upset and angry, you say you were having fun and you wouldn't be upset in my place so it's nothing and I shouldn't be.

Fine. It'll be nothing. Let it be.

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[st_ormbreaker]

No.

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[st_ormbreaker]

I'm sorry about the whole flower girl thing. It wasn't my intent to upset you.

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[st_ormbreaker]

I don't know what you expect of me.

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[st_ratagem]

I know it wasn’t your intent. If you intended, I’d just stab you or ruin your wedding. Or both. Stab you WHILE ruining your wedding Malice is fun and easy. (I might still stab you. We’ll see.)

You don’t intend and you don’t think and it doesn’t matter to you, but I love your stupid idiot ass so it actually hurts when you spend hours ignoring who I am in favor of who/what you want me to be.

I wish it didn’t. Life would be easier if I could just kill that particular bit of stupid on my part. Someday I will. Until then things are going to matter to me. But that’s not your problem.

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[st_ormbreaker]

I'm glad that we agree that I'm a stupid idiot ass.

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[st_ormbreaker]

Or that I have a stupid idiot ass.

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[st_ratagem]

Somehow I thought you’d argue.

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[st_ormbreaker]

Not going to argue with the truth.

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[st_ratagem]

For once.

All right then. Feelings are garbage, I’ll continue to make every effort to kill them. In the meantime I’ll keep the mess out of sight as best I can.

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[st_ormbreaker]

You not talking about your feelings has caused us a lot of trouble in the past.

Don't stop.

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[st_ratagem]

I intend to stop having the damn things full stop as soon as I work out how.

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[st_ormbreaker]

The whole conceal, don't feel thing didn't really work out for Elsa.

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[st_ratagem]

I have absolutely no idea what that means.

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[st_ormbreaker]

We need to watch Frozen together. You're definitely Elsa. I'm probably Anna.