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Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

I try not to get into predicaments without an escape ready to go.

In this case, I don’t need one. My arrangement with Bo is a temporary one. She won’t need an emergency food source forever, and I know for a fact her partners will be glad when that happens.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

A relief for me as well. Call me a fool for fretting but I’ve gotten somewhat attached to this new iteration of the Asgardian throne.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

Believe me, my brother wants nothing to do with Bo. You have absolutely no need to fear for the throne on that front.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

Fine.

This iteration of the throne and The Man Who WAS Prince.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

Better!

For what it’s worth, should you find yourself in a situation of deciding yea/nay I don’t think she could kill you, and she’s quite good company when she’s not starving.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

I'll treat the girl to a drink if nothing else. Seems like quite the burden--needing to survive as she does.

Anyway, Your Former Highness. I'll commend you for a job well done. My ghost has her moments but on the whole she is remarkably more well behaved.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

I believe Bo enjoys it on the whole, but have fun regardless!

I'm willing to assist with future lessons should she need them, for the record.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

Will I be accruing more favors?

Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

Most likely, unless you find it unspeakably onerous to be in my debt.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

Considering you've only had me haul wood for your witchy designs just to have me punch you afterwards, it could be worse.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

I don't become a witch by being called one repeatedly, you know. That's not at all how witchcraft works.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

What else am I to call you if Your Highness and such are off the table?

Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

I do have a name.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

Scandalous.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

I'm sorry, who do you expect to be scandalized?


as soon as I wrote that I realized Thor would happily find a strand of pearls just to clutch them in shock

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

What a terrible brother you are.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_allionofdoom]

Let's do it.

Re: Knock Knock

[st_ratagem]

I am in fact the worst, and let's.