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Should we tell her it's our birthday or just surprise her when she sees the cake?

I admit I was going to tell her as part of the invitation.

Mmm, what do you think?

I'm still going to tell her. Why not?

You don't want to surprise her?

No, why?

I don't know, it would be fun to see her reaction.

If I want to surprise her, I'll just sneak up on her.

Are you going to?

At some point, probably. She's very handy with knives.

Can I be the distraction?

You want to watch her cut me? Not a refusal, I’m just surprised.

No, I want to help you get the drop on her.

I think you’re missing my point in sneaking up on her, brother.

She may stab me for aiding and abetting. It may be a double stabbing. There may not be much watching.

Best I remain a solo act, then. But thank you for the offer.

What? Why?

Stabbing you is my thing, and I’m not fantastic at sharing.

I've been stabbed by others before and I'll likely be stabbed by others in the future. One more stabbing won't hurt.

At least not more than usual.