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[st_ormbreaker]

Other-you said once that you thought the eyepatch suited me. You think the artificial eye suits me as well?

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The mismatch was a little jarring at first, but I’ve gotten used to it. Likely it’s better than a patch for me if only because I suspect it’s best your face not remind me of Odin.

[st_ormbreaker]

And the scar? Is it okay?

[st_ratagem]

Where's this insecurity coming from, Thor?

[st_ormbreaker]

I'm not insecure, just looking for an honest opinion.

[st_ratagem]

You're fine, brother.

[st_ormbreaker]

Fine, or fine?

[st_ratagem]

Two things:

1) I am your brother.

2) You are not my type.

These two things are very close to the same thing. You're fine, brother.

[st_ormbreaker]

I'm going to ask Valkyrie.

[st_ratagem]

Do let me know what she says.

[st_ormbreaker]

Why?

[st_ratagem]

Curiosity?

[st_ormbreaker]

Weird, but I will keep you apprised.

[st_ormbreaker]

She says I look "fine" and that she prefers me with the long hair.

[st_ratagem]

Thank you.

[st_ormbreaker]

She says my eye's better than the eyepatch except when it's lazy.

How often does my eye look lazy?

[st_ratagem]

Not often?

[st_ormbreaker]

How often is not often? Once a day? Once a week?

[st_ratagem]

I truly don’t pay attention, Thor. Just accept that the eye is better than the patch.

[st_ormbreaker]

:(

[st_ratagem]

Seriously, brother, where is the insecurity coming from?

[st_ormbreaker]

It's not insecurity - it's curiosity!

[st_ratagem]

You just tried to get your brother and your lieutenant to reassure you of your hotness when you have a fiancé who’d probably write odes to it if you asked. And one of the two of us knows that you’ve never once needed reassurance before.

[st_ormbreaker]

No one has written odes to me in a few hundred years.

[st_ratagem]

Not that they showed you. And I suspect Stark would try in any case.

But fine. Don’t tell me.