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[st_ratagem]

Two things:

1) I am your brother.

2) You are not my type.

These two things are very close to the same thing. You're fine, brother.

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I'm going to ask Valkyrie.

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Do let me know what she says.

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Why?

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Curiosity?

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Weird, but I will keep you apprised.

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She says I look "fine" and that she prefers me with the long hair.

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Thank you.

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She says my eye's better than the eyepatch except when it's lazy.

How often does my eye look lazy?

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Not often?

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How often is not often? Once a day? Once a week?

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I truly don’t pay attention, Thor. Just accept that the eye is better than the patch.

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:(

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Seriously, brother, where is the insecurity coming from?

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It's not insecurity - it's curiosity!

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You just tried to get your brother and your lieutenant to reassure you of your hotness when you have a fiancé who’d probably write odes to it if you asked. And one of the two of us knows that you’ve never once needed reassurance before.

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No one has written odes to me in a few hundred years.

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Not that they showed you. And I suspect Stark would try in any case.

But fine. Don’t tell me.

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Are you mad that I won't tell you?

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No, I expect I’ll hear about it at some point. I don’t have any investment in the How Hot Is Thor debate.

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So you think I'm hot.

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Please see the above two points, which I also helpfully summarize here:

1. Definitely not my type

2. Still not my type

[st_ormbreaker]

But you agree I can be someone's type, right?

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Asks the man who’s been in probably at least one hundred relationships in his life?

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You don't think someone could love me for my personality?