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[st_ormbreaker]

Are you mad that I won't tell you?

[st_ratagem]

No, I expect I’ll hear about it at some point. I don’t have any investment in the How Hot Is Thor debate.

[st_ormbreaker]

So you think I'm hot.

[st_ratagem]

Please see the above two points, which I also helpfully summarize here:

1. Definitely not my type

2. Still not my type

[st_ormbreaker]

But you agree I can be someone's type, right?

[st_ratagem]

Asks the man who’s been in probably at least one hundred relationships in his life?

[st_ormbreaker]

You don't think someone could love me for my personality?

[st_ratagem]

I’m sure it’s all a rich tapestry, brother. Why would you think someone who actually isn’t anyone’s type would know the first thing? Because I assure you I don’t.

[st_ormbreaker]

I'm sure you're someone's type.

[st_ratagem]

No. Never have been, never will be. It’s simply the way things are.

[st_ormbreaker]

That is ridiculous.

[st_ratagem]

It’s not.

[st_ormbreaker]

You are ridiculous.

[st_ratagem]

I’m not.

[st_ormbreaker]

Why do you think so little of yourself, brother?

[st_ratagem]

I don’t. I think realistically of myself.

[st_ormbreaker]

Sounds fake, but okay.

[st_ratagem]

I consider fifteen hundred years to be a significant pile of evidence.

[st_ormbreaker]

You ever consider that perhaps you're not unlikeable, just unapproachable?

[st_ratagem]

If that were the case, there would have been exceptions, at least once or twice over the centuries. There are none.

[st_ormbreaker]

You are very unapproachable.

Did you ever show interest in anyone else, other than that one girl?

[st_ratagem]

Not even her, technically.

But why would I? No one wants that sort of mess from me.

[st_ormbreaker]

So let me get this straight.

[st_ormbreaker]

You don't show interest in anyone else, but expect that if anyone had interest in you, they would show it.

[st_ratagem]

No, brother, not for a very long time. I expect nothing at all, because ‘interest in me’ is a ridiculous premise.

‘Sustained interest in me’, I should say. Fleeting sexual interest does happen, thankfully, or I’d have fewer tools available for use.