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[st_ormbreaker]

Just wondering.

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Out of nowhere? Interesting.

we’re still getting along, in case you think we’re fighting.

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Of course.

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Getting along well.

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I suppose so?

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Very well.

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If you have a point, brother, make it.

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Do I need to worry about any future nieces or nephews?

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Same answer as always: never.

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No horses on the way, either?

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Excuse me?

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You've heard the stories they tell on Midgard about your children, haven't you?

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I thought you started them.

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I did, I’m just wondering how it’s relevant at all.

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You know, I'd approve of the partnership.

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Between me and a horse? That’s more than I needed to know about your kinks, brother.

[st_ormbreaker]

That too, but I mean between you and Valkyrie.

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It’s just sex, Thor. Also knives. We’ve had this conversation before, you and I.

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So you admit that you're screwing one another.

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Why wouldn’t I? How is it your business?

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You're my brother and she's my lieutenant/friend. I have a vested interest in your happiness.

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I’m not built for happiness, and I feel certain we’ve had this conversation. I’m entertaining myself until she gets bored.

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You think so.

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Yes? Why wouldn’t I?

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Not going to address the happiness bit because we'll get into an argument.

Valkyrie's not the sort of person who's going to ditch you because she gets bored. Other reasons, yes, but not because she gets bored.