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[st_ratagem]

Between me and a horse? That’s more than I needed to know about your kinks, brother.

[st_ormbreaker]

That too, but I mean between you and Valkyrie.

[st_ratagem]

It’s just sex, Thor. Also knives. We’ve had this conversation before, you and I.

[st_ormbreaker]

So you admit that you're screwing one another.

[st_ratagem]

Why wouldn’t I? How is it your business?

[st_ormbreaker]

You're my brother and she's my lieutenant/friend. I have a vested interest in your happiness.

[st_ratagem]

I’m not built for happiness, and I feel certain we’ve had this conversation. I’m entertaining myself until she gets bored.

[st_ormbreaker]

You think so.

[st_ratagem]

Yes? Why wouldn’t I?

[st_ormbreaker]

Not going to address the happiness bit because we'll get into an argument.

Valkyrie's not the sort of person who's going to ditch you because she gets bored. Other reasons, yes, but not because she gets bored.

[st_ratagem]

...Thor, I decline to expect a woman to continue sleeping with me when it’s no longer fun for her. When she gets bored, she’s entirely free to move on.

[st_ormbreaker]

That's not what I was trying to say.

[st_ratagem]

What you’re trying to say is not among my options. The only thing your prodding is likely to do is blow up the little I can actually have.

[st_ormbreaker]

Okay.

[st_ratagem]

Thank you.

I know it's foreign to you.