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Don’t fancy settling down?

I'm not against the idea in principle, but I learned quite a long time ago that certain things aren't really possible for me.

You say that as if you’ve been married before.

Not even close. It’s just logic - if the lead-up isn’t possible, the end result isn’t either.

Clearly some other version of you disagrees. Pity he's such a tool about it.

I find my way preferable to his, yes. I at least have some chance of being tolerated, if not much more.

I do hope none of my children from other dimensions show up. Can't help but get the feeling they'll be disappointed.

I think that depends on how much conservation of Valkyrie exists across universes. And how much said children take after you.

Not a prospect I'm eager to contemplate. His Majesty can concern himself with child rearing for the rest of us.

Entirely for the best, I agree. I’ve managed to go this long without inflicting my parenting on anyone, I’m inclined to continue the streak.

You seem well enough, then.

As always!