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[st_allionofdoom]

I accept.

[st_ratagem]

Thank heavens. (Not that it wouldn't have been an amazing trick if we'd gone through this for you to end with 'no, I don't think so'.)

[st_allionofdoom]

I can recant if that would satisfy your need for trickery, Your Highness.

[st_ratagem]

Don't you dare. I ignored my brain eating itself for you, woman.

[st_ratagem]

And now a question: do we actually tell Thor you've relocated?

[st_allionofdoom]

If we go by past trends, His Majesty should connect the dots in one to two years.

[st_ratagem]

I just had a fantastic vision of him turning up for a meeting and getting drenched in rose perfume while wondering where you are.

...he’d probably enjoy that. He likes roses.

[st_allionofdoom]

If he finds out that way, I’m positive he won’t forget the switch.

[st_ratagem]

Your (former) ghost is the memorable sort.

[st_allionofdoom]

She won’t be missed. Hopefully your remaining one takes to it with more grace. For everyone’s sake—mostly theirs.

[st_ratagem]

If they don’t, they continue to stay banished most of the time. Frankly, even if they’re inclined to grace they’ll stay banished most of the time.

[st_allionofdoom]

You’re warned, I’m not known for remaining organized. Nor quiet.

[st_ratagem]

I've been in your old room and I used to live with Thor. I'm certain I'll manage.

[st_allionofdoom]

You didn’t complain the first time you saw it.

Though to be fair, you were also bound and threatened into silence at the time.

[st_ratagem]

Yes, I'm much less likely to complain when pleasantly distracted.

[st_allionofdoom]

I’m sure I can continue to satisfy. Count the seconds.

[st_ratagem]

I have no doubt whatsoever. And counting.