"There's this person named Santa Claus who has this little workshop up at the North Pole. On Christmas Day, he delivers toys to all the good boys and girls on a sleigh driven by flying reindeer."

The basics, first.

"There was this one reindeer, Rudolph, though, who wasn't normal. His nose was red and it glowed and he was mocked and cast out for it. He tried to hide the nose -- tried to cover it up so he looked like everyone else, but that didn't really work, either."