"I was strapped to a chair with an obedience disk in my neck," he says. "Turning his mind inside out wasn't exactly an option."

Not that Thor would have done so, anyway. The man seemed a few screws short of a hardware store.

Still, Thor isn't totally unreasonable.

"Fine," he concedes to the offer. "But if you do anything to ruin my hair, I'll never forgive you."

That's where Thor drew the line.