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Oh, fine. Tell me your news, brother. I'm utterly fascinated.

I need you to answer the question first.

The one about the dream.

I really have no idea what you're talking about.

LOKI!!!!!!!!

You keep ruining this for me!

Will 'yes' move this along at all? Alternatively, can you pretend I answered?

Just say what your childhood dream was!

You have to answer!

I DON'T REMEMBER.

You do remember, now tell me!

It was at least 14 centuries ago! Of course I don't.

The one where you're a flower girl in your brother's wedding.

...You are definitely thinking of someone else.

No, it's definitely you.

No.

Keep your news, brother.

Best man?

Too many ridiculous hoops already. I refuse to jump through more for news of doubtful existence.

I'm calling in my favor.

For fucks' sake

You can do it.

Fine. Despite the fact that I never had any such dream because as a realist I am well aware that I was at best fifth in line for that job, best man in my brother's wedding.

Please do go on with your news.

I'm getting married!!!!!

Congratulations to you and Stark, and I hope you’re not taking this long to tell each person. The man will be dead of old age before you get halfway through the population.