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[st_ratagem]

Too many ridiculous hoops already. I refuse to jump through more for news of doubtful existence.

[st_ormbreaker]

I'm calling in my favor.

[st_ratagem]

For fucks' sake

[st_ormbreaker]

You can do it.

[st_ratagem]

Fine. Despite the fact that I never had any such dream because as a realist I am well aware that I was at best fifth in line for that job, best man in my brother's wedding.

Please do go on with your news.

[st_ormbreaker]

I'm getting married!!!!!

[st_ratagem]

Congratulations to you and Stark, and I hope you’re not taking this long to tell each person. The man will be dead of old age before you get halfway through the population.

[st_ratagem]

Does this mean I’m back down to one occasional roommate?

[st_ormbreaker]

We're still going to have sleepovers!

[st_ratagem]

I will be elsewhere. I don't care to share my space with the both of you.

[st_ormbreaker]

And just so you know, you're going to be best man/flower girl.

I'm calling in my favor for that. I know you wouldn't do it otherwise.

[st_ratagem]

You already called in your favor to get me to feign interest after you bored me. Find an actual little girl to be your flower girl. I imagine Annie would be willing.

[st_ormbreaker]

You misunderstood what I wanted!

[st_ratagem]

No, I declined to recall nonexistent history.

[st_ormbreaker]

You misunderstood me! I was not asking for you to recall nonexistent history, I was asking for you to be my flower girl.

[st_ormbreaker]

I wouldn't waste my favor on something like that.

[st_ratagem]

No.

[st_ormbreaker]

Fine I don't want you in my wedding anyway!

[st_ratagem]

There. You are freed up to ask an actual little girl to be your flower girl. I expect Annie would be willing.

[st_ormbreaker]

Don't talk to me!!

[st_ratagem]

Fine.