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I do want you in my wedding.

You can get married without humiliating me as part of the ceremony.

How am I humiliating you??

You spent an entire conversation getting frustrated that I didn't remember something that never happened and closed said conversation by ordering me to accept being infantilized for your amusement.

I am not a girl. I am not a child. I resent that you think I should be both because you think it's funny. Find an appropriate flower girl (again, I think Annie would probably be willing) and incidentally go fuck yourself.

This is what you're angry about?

I wasn't infantilizing you, I was having fun with you. I was excited! I wanted you to be excited, too!

You never want to be excited about anything. You couldn't even be excited for when I nagged you to. It's like you take pleasure in not ever being excited for anything.

Edited 2018-11-21 20:44 (UTC)

When I asked if you'd be my flower girl, I was having fun.

For the record, I'd be anyone's flower girl if they asked me to. There's nothing wrong with being a girl or a child and being a flower girl doesn't mean you have to be both.

Edited 2018-11-21 20:47 (UTC)

Human wedding rituals are weird and I don't understand why they're gender-based. Why does someone have to identify as man to be Best Man? Can't there be a Best Woman?

Anyway!

Edited 2018-11-21 20:48 (UTC)

I don't want a Best Woman. I want a Best Man. I want you to be that Best Man.

Maybe it's too much to ask you to be excited for me, but can give me that?

~~Of course you can't even understand why I'm~~

You called in your favor. I'll be wherever I have to be.

Thank you. I really appreciate it. It means a lot to me.

I'm sure.

What?

Nothing, brother. Just take your win and be happy with it.

Not if you're going to be upset about it.

We just established that that doesn't matter, remember? It was only a few minutes ago. I'll live, Thor.

Stop being an idiot and talk to me.

There's nothing to talk about. We're both clear. I say I'm upset and angry, you say you were having fun and you wouldn't be upset in my place so it's nothing and I shouldn't be.

Fine. It'll be nothing. Let it be.

No.

I'm sorry about the whole flower girl thing. It wasn't my intent to upset you.

I don't know what you expect of me.

Stop talking and keep reading.

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