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st_ratagem

You can get married without humiliating me as part of the ceremony.

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st_ormbreaker

How am I humiliating you??

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st_ratagem

You spent an entire conversation getting frustrated that I didn't remember something that never happened and closed said conversation by ordering me to accept being infantilized for your amusement.

I am not a girl. I am not a child. I resent that you think I should be both because you think it's funny. Find an appropriate flower girl (again, I think Annie would probably be willing) and incidentally go fuck yourself.

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st_ormbreaker

This is what you're angry about?

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st_ormbreaker

I wasn't infantilizing you, I was having fun with you. I was excited! I wanted you to be excited, too!

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st_ormbreaker

You never want to be excited about anything. You couldn't even be excited for when I nagged you to. It's like you take pleasure in not ever being excited for anything.

Edited Date: 2018-11-21 08:44 pm (UTC)

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st_ormbreaker

When I asked if you'd be my flower girl, I was having fun.

For the record, I'd be anyone's flower girl if they asked me to. There's nothing wrong with being a girl or a child and being a flower girl doesn't mean you have to be both.

Edited Date: 2018-11-21 08:47 pm (UTC)

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st_ormbreaker

Human wedding rituals are weird and I don't understand why they're gender-based. Why does someone have to identify as man to be Best Man? Can't there be a Best Woman?

Anyway!

Edited Date: 2018-11-21 08:48 pm (UTC)

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st_ormbreaker

I don't want a Best Woman. I want a Best Man. I want you to be that Best Man.

Maybe it's too much to ask you to be excited for me, but can give me that?

From:

st_ratagem

~~Of course you can't even understand why I'm~~

You called in your favor. I'll be wherever I have to be.

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st_ormbreaker

Thank you. I really appreciate it. It means a lot to me.

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st_ratagem

I'm sure.

From:

st_ormbreaker

What?

From:

st_ratagem

Nothing, brother. Just take your win and be happy with it.

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st_ormbreaker

Not if you're going to be upset about it.

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st_ratagem

We just established that that doesn't matter, remember? It was only a few minutes ago. I'll live, Thor.

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st_ormbreaker

Stop being an idiot and talk to me.

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st_ratagem

There's nothing to talk about. We're both clear. I say I'm upset and angry, you say you were having fun and you wouldn't be upset in my place so it's nothing and I shouldn't be.

Fine. It'll be nothing. Let it be.

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st_ormbreaker

No.

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st_ormbreaker

I'm sorry about the whole flower girl thing. It wasn't my intent to upset you.

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st_ormbreaker

I don't know what you expect of me.

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st_ratagem

I know it wasn’t your intent. If you intended, I’d just stab you or ruin your wedding. Or both. ~~Stab you WHILE ruining your wedding~~ Malice is fun and easy. (I might still stab you. We’ll see.)

You don’t intend and you don’t think and it doesn’t matter to you, but I love your stupid idiot ass so it actually hurts when you spend hours ignoring who I am in favor of who/what you want me to be.

I wish it didn’t. Life would be easier if I could just kill that particular bit of stupid on my part. Someday I will. Until then things are going to matter to me. But that’s not your problem.