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[st_ormbreaker]

This is important to me! Don't ruin it!

[st_ratagem]

Oh, fine. Tell me your news, brother. I'm utterly fascinated.

[st_ormbreaker]

I need you to answer the question first.

[st_ormbreaker]

The one about the dream.

[st_ratagem]

I really have no idea what you're talking about.

[st_ormbreaker]

LOKI!!!!!!!!

[st_ormbreaker]

You keep ruining this for me!

[st_ratagem]

Will 'yes' move this along at all? Alternatively, can you pretend I answered?

[st_ormbreaker]

Just say what your childhood dream was!

[st_ormbreaker]

You have to answer!

[st_ratagem]

I DON'T REMEMBER.

[st_ormbreaker]

You do remember, now tell me!

[st_ratagem]

It was at least 14 centuries ago! Of course I don't.

[st_ormbreaker]

The one where you're a flower girl in your brother's wedding.

[st_ratagem]

...You are definitely thinking of someone else.

[st_ormbreaker]

No, it's definitely you.

[st_ratagem]

No.

Keep your news, brother.

[st_ormbreaker]

Best man?

[st_ratagem]

Too many ridiculous hoops already. I refuse to jump through more for news of doubtful existence.

[st_ormbreaker]

I'm calling in my favor.

[st_ratagem]

For fucks' sake

[st_ormbreaker]

You can do it.

[st_ratagem]

Fine. Despite the fact that I never had any such dream because as a realist I am well aware that I was at best fifth in line for that job, best man in my brother's wedding.

Please do go on with your news.

[st_ormbreaker]

I'm getting married!!!!!

[st_ratagem]

Congratulations to you and Stark, and I hope you’re not taking this long to tell each person. The man will be dead of old age before you get halfway through the population.